Horror movie gone wrong

After a few week of confining myself to school and home. I decided to take some time off. It must have been around mid-night when I asked a very sweet young lady out to the movies. Being the sweetheart that she is, she obliged to my untimely request. Get this, I asked her how long she would need to get ready. And she said half an hour. Yes I kid you not. A lady getting ready in half an hour is unheard of in my world(even I take longer). But that was just a beginning to a night full of "suprises" for me.

At the cinema after what felt like a month's worth of journey(she stays in Jurong). Ass aching and all, we reached into the lift. Just as the door were about to close, Someone from the outside press the open button. To my astonishment it was a skinny chinese guy holding a red bling bling handbag. I couldn't help but stare. That was till Mr "metrosexual"(gay if you ask me) decided to open his mouth. Still standing on the outside, he gave me this superior look(the 1 that my ex's bestfriend always gives me) and said, "atas?". My awe turned to rage. What the hell?! Suddenly dark people cannot speak english?! I was so ready to give him a taste of what little chinese(ok hokkien in this instance) I knew. All the knn, nnb, pcb,ccb etc... But I bit my tongue and let it slide.

At the ticketing counter, we couldn't decide what movie to watch. It was a toss up between the chiwawa show or quarantine. I chose the latter. For 3 reason, she made me choose, her sis said it was good and lastly it meant a lesser chance to bump into any red hand bags. And boy did I regret it. Any horror film that can cause a lady to fall asleep is shitty with a capital S. Thats right. Lavinia(the gal I brought) was fast asleep half way into the movie. Couldn't blame her, I was barely awake myself. After the movie I went to the washroom in the basement. Again, more "suprises". The lights were all out, and to make it even more creepy there was puke in the 1 of a sink(In the movie, the undead were puking). As stupid as it may sound that trip to the wash room scared the pants out of me in more ways than the movie ever did. Guess it must have been the cinema's way of making it up to us.

And to end this beautiful night, god(the government) decided to throw me another curve ball. I got a ticket for parking without a coupon. Some crazy ticket guy decided to walk around town at 3.17 am to fine me. What are the chances of that?! Gay beng speaking malay, horror movie that puts people to bed, washroom that looked like it came out of the movie and a ticket at 3:17 in the morning for parking without a coupon. How's that for adventure.