SNAG VS MCP

Snag = Sensitive New Age Guy (S.N.A.G). Similar to the Metrosexual, but more timid and sensitive.

MCP (Male chauvinist pig) = A man whose behavior and attitude toward women indicate a belief that they are innately inferior to men.

Last Saturday, I had the honour of having drinks with two very beautiful ladies. After which we were joined by another male friend. One of the topics being debated was what type of guy I am. My male friend who is a "man's man" in every aspect believes that I'm a S.N.A.G(look up for defination). To most people this might seem like a compliment or just a description. But in the world of the 'testorical' driven, its a mock to ones manhood. In the man's man handbook the first thing we learn is emotions and sensitivity are just two attributes better left for homosexual gay guys. There is no room for softness in the world of hard, rough, jock strap wearing men.

My bestfriend believes otherwise. She believes I'm a MCP(among other things). I'm the type of guy that doesn't believe in the women paying for me. As much as possible I rather be the one paying for both. Also i'm totally against the "stay home husband". As I was brought up learning that its the MAN'S job to bring home the bacon. I have nothing against my woman working but i wouldn't be caught dead living of her. Also there is the thing about women drivers. I've been riding for awhile now and I'm able to judge which drivers are female just from their driving patterns. Something that infuriates my bestfriend. Because I tend to point out the ones that I think are women and so far I've always been right(right princess??). Its stuff like this that has my bestfriend labelling me as a MCP.

Now heres the catch, what do women really want? I know the Miss Universe answer for this will be,"Ahem, world peace". Sorry I meant the other answer," I just want a man who understands me and is sensitive to my needs." Right?? NOT!!!! In my 25 years of experience being the "friend"(the guy that never gets the gal). I've come to realise that women for all their whining actually longs for the ARSEHOLE. Women thrive on drama and problems. Half the time, women are always crying to me about what a jerk her bf is and yet they never fail to include how much they "love" him. Sheesh. I remember reading an article ones about a study conducted about women preferance in men. The study showed that most women tend to be attracted to bad boys during their menstrual cycle. Guess they didn't test before or after the cycle cause i'm pretty sure they would have got the same result. Lets just face it, a perfect guy would be too boring. Most of the relationship where the gal is head over heels for the guy is when the guy treats her like crap. In a relationship where the guy is very attentive and sensitive, the women tend to be very nonchalant.

Why it is so?? I don't really know. And i doubt I ever find out. All I know is good guys always end last. So in my quest to improve myself thus making myself more acceptible to the female species. I've decided to become a new breed of man. I've decided to become a S.N.A.P. A Sensitive New Age Pig. I shall provide the ladies with the best of both worlds. I shall be sensitve to their needs yet enough of an arsehole that they have something to complain about so they don't get bored. Man, the things I do for my ladies. :P